Meet Mr. Snip!

I’ve always thought that those “Today’s Chuckle”-type blurbs long favored by newspapers are among the most insufferable things to see the light of printers’ ink. That’s why I created my own, which appears in the Dollar Snatcher weekly shopper.

A humorous blurb called Mr. Snip features retro clip art of a snooty-looking man with a pointy nose, pencil-thin moustache, and dismissive stare. He says the following: Your grandmother is so ugly that if my dog had a face like hers, I'd sick a paper bag over its head and teach it to walk backwards.

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