Here’s the deal. I stumbled on this video, right? Puts “Back to the Future” and the September 11 attacks in the same sentence. Sounds like mixing apple pie and motor oil, doesn’t it? But bear with me.

First off, Marty McFly. Guy’s a regular teen with a crappy family and a DeLorean. He gets into a time machine and aims to fix his life. We’ve all seen the flick.

It’s Americana wrapped in Spielberg, a rollercoaster of a movie. But put it next to one of America’s most tragic days, and your brain starts doing somersaults.

This video claims all these “hints” and “clues” peppered throughout the film point to 9/11. I’m talking about clocks, license plates, scenes that should be viewed upside-down, and even lines of dialogue. Makes you think Marty should’ve been more worried about a national catastrophe than his parents’ lame love story.

So I watched it.

Once.

Twice.

Then, a third time after eating half a bag of kratom gummies because, hey, why not?

And I had a full-tilt freakout. Not because I bought into it but because someone sat down and stitched this wild quilt of conspiracy. Like taking pieces of a Picasso and a Pollock and saying they tell the same tale.

I’m not the tinfoil hat type. There are no alien abductions or Bigfoot sightings in my book. But this? It’s like when you’re three sheets to the wind, and someone starts talking politics — you listen but don’t buy the T-shirt.

So, watch the video, then let me know whether Marty McFly could’ve, would’ve, should’ve warned us about 9/11.