I instructed my AI assistant to “Mirror the opening crawl of ‘Star Wars,’ and write similar text. Call it ‘A New Mayor,’ and in a funny, sarcastic tone, describe Chicago’s present-day problems.”
Ta-dah!

I instructed my AI assistant to “Mirror the opening crawl of ‘Star Wars,’ and write similar text. Call it ‘A New Mayor,’ and in a funny, sarcastic tone, describe Chicago’s present-day problems.”
Ta-dah!




Oops! Never mind my comment below about the birthyear of Gwendolyn Brooks’ Hermes Rocket. I totally misread that as “1954.” It actually is from 1964 — and I wish I were of a similar vintage!


